What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Who is your favourite philosopher?

PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher

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Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.