What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.