What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

Think about it.