What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Previous Random Joke Next

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D