What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz