What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!