Because it was FeO
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
To go with the traffic jam.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Just say neaux.
Iron Oxide
Because it is feo