What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!