Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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He heard it had de y flavor.

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A DayGlo Dago

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So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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A sheep that can round itself up !

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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There can be only one.

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One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers