What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.