What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

Why the full we don't have any jokes about Islam?

Is it because it's a joke by itself or what.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.