What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.