How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.