How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.