How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.