How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.