How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.