Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why are you naked?

dammit