Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why are you naked?

dammit