Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
They think therefore they arrr
We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts
Only some people get it.
To remind them why there's no money in it
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Because he never existed.
A cross-dresser.
Through the Hodor!
Because it's bipolar.
Me: EXACTLY!
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"