Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why are you naked?

dammit

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!