Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.