Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.