Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money