Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.
We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
Vocabulary
They're antisocial lights.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
To sleep under it
