Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
Because he didn't truss it.
