Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
One. They'll screw anything
Both of them.
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
The SALT talks!
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Their personality.
His personality!
