What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.