What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.