What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.