Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!