Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.