Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.