Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.