A taxi driver
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He was outstanding in his field
This
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
Because it was outstanding in its field
By selling your camera.
His red wings.
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
Because they make cents!
Earning Sanders.
Ripostes.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They already know everything.
They keep talking about their nitrates
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
A pizza can feed a family of four.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
It was a bird of pray
I dunno I just fly the drone.....
Because Lamar Odom
She didn't believe in prophets.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
He's got more money than cents
I can't take it anymore!"
