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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Taxi Driver Jokes More Taxi Driver Jokes

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Riposte Jokes More Riposte Jokes

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Fencer Jokes More Fencer Jokes

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.