What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James