What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K