What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.