What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.