What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.