What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.