What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.