What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!