How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.