How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

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Everyone is already in a caste

What did one math book say to the other?

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!