How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!