How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !