How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"