Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime