Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.
Wookieeleaks
Because those men already have boyfriends.
They're disposable
Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
An ambulance.
Geometry
Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.