Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime