How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.