What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.