What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.