Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law