Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.