Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law