Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law