Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.