Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

What do you call a posh Gym?

James

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."