Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...