Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.