What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

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Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.