How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard