How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.