Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
The variables aren't necessarily related.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
'Where is the bar tended?'
My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Air Conditioning
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
A lot. There were 3 movies.
AUDI ADUI ADUI!