What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

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Kick the alter boy in the chin

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Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.