Woody Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Woody Harrelson Jokes More Woody Harrelson Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.