What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.