What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.