What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A Space Invader.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."