What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!