What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.