What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.