What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How about her mom?

Has she said anything

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.