What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How about her mom?

Has she said anything

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.