What car does Woody drive?

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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.