What car does Woody drive?

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.