What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.