What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.