What car does Woody drive?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.