What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

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What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.