What car does Woody drive?

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.