What car does Woody drive?

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Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."