What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.