What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

Previous Random Joke Next
Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.