What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

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What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.