You mustard be joking!
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
They are for those who don't drink!
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
Outgoing mail.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Branch Manager
By reposting it every week!
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
That's how he mustard the troops.
Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.
A: She opens the car door.
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
