What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom