What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Darling Jokes More Darling Jokes

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.