How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.