How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke