How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...