How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."