Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Nothing, you already told her once.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Half a cat.
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Because jokes aren't apparent.
Because they're dead.
Stephen Hawking
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
