How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.