How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.