How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy