Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Because he's not a rat.
Me: My boss told me to go to hell
B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will
Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
Orphans.
They have no idea where home is.
Because they're all dead
The clap.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Because his daddy was a mummy