What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."