What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)