Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.