What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it