Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
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He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
She asked. "Except that." I replied.
A. Opposites attract.
A: surname
A grand piano.
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
His mom.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
He got atomic ache.
The back of my hand...
A: a $20 bill
A new moo!
A merry dairy!
Her husband on a date.
Because they finish each other's sentences