Darling Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization?

A stakeholder.

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.