Darling Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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He got atomic ache.

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences