Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
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He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
Trust Me..."
They never let you finish first. (#s)
He's down to Earth.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Cause one had a dream, and he died.
The director of Life of Pi.
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Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide
A elevator can raise a kid
Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)
Ouch!"
