Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
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He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )
she asks. "Because it's below C level."
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Ear we go !
Ground round!
A merry dairy!
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
bed rock
A grand piano.
Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
Look ma, no hands!
You get banned from the petting zoo.
He gets toad.
