Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
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He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
A runner in scoring position.
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
Taco bell for lunch
Do you even algae-bruh?
Samurais?
A stupid Cupid!
Because it's the first Indy movie.
His last name.
My husband doesn't go to the circus
A grand piano.
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
cause nobody would be looking for them.
A condescending con descending.
21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH
