Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How does a scientist make a hormone?

The same way I do: don't pay her!

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Research Jokes More Research Jokes

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.