Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file