Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Research Jokes More Research Jokes

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

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