What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...