What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Friend Zone Jokes More Friend Zone Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...