Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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