Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What do rednecks call the BATF?

The Bureau of All Things Fine.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating