How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.