How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.