What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

America Jokes More America Jokes

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Who survives?

America.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What is your favorite one or two line joke?

X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there