How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.