What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

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What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.