What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...