What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..