What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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