Semi Truck Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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Yes!

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Blaze it.

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So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

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A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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I can't take it anymore!"

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Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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Tony.

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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A Transporter

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

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The other half