Semi Truck Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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How do magicians retire?

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.