Semi Truck Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?