Semi Truck Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast?

A pastafarian

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!