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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes More Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!