Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

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Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Because they don't know the words.

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What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions