Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar