Healthy Dog Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

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A wet nose.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.