How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

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What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.